Definitions by benRAJ

MLOF

MLOF
Acronym; Massive Loss of Face.

A Massive Loss of Face occurs when somebody says something that brings their reputation amongst their peers right down.

Paul: I just read in the Guardian that JLS's album is really good...

Simon: *palm goes to the face* MLOF

MLOF by benRAJ July 9, 2010

Wamping 

Manual sexual stimulation of vagrants and hobos.

Tramp wanking

Alex awoke with a dry mouth and pounding head, he'd been at the cooking brandy again but even worse was the familiar crust on his right index finger and thumb... He'd been down to the underpass again...

'Gosh, better get a shower quick, if Sue finds out I've been wamping again she'll be apoplectic'

Wamping by benRAJ November 25, 2009