Magnus Von Grapple 

The most kickass robot ever! It is a boss in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. It is controlled by Lord Crump, one of the antagonists in the game. It is followed by Magnus Von Grapple 2.0, an even more kickass robot. Of course, Mario defeats both, but not without some sweet fighting!

Crump: Buh Buh Buh! Meet my new invention: Magnus Von Grapple!
Mario: Oh hell, another one to defeat...

Magnus Von Grapple by Mariofan47 July 5, 2009

Fuckface von Simpleton 

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.

Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.

Fuckface von Simpleton by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018

Jayy Von Monroe 

The extremely Talented & Sexy screamer for the electronica band 'Blood On The Dance Floor'. Modeling, Performing & Entertaining are his passion. He's always swooning girls & guys with his amazing tattoos, peircings & his adorable smile..

botdfxfanatic1234:"OMFG, i met Jayy Von Monroe last night at one of his concerts!!"

dahviesxbaby89907"HOLY SHITTTT!! LUCKY! HE'S SO SMEXY! & he's really talented!!"

botdfxfanatic1234:"i'll send u the pic! his arms were around mee... *melts*"

Jayy Von Monroe by kelly katastrophie August 6, 2010

Dude von Dudenstein

A nickname for a tight friend

Sydney Fife: Dude von Dudenstein!

Dude von Dudenstein by Sgt. Lincoln Osiris May 15, 2009

K'von

K'von is a handsome young man he respects peoples decsions even if its hurts him. He doesn't try to hurt people intentionally but if he does its because its something you've done did to him. He is fun to be around with and he has a grat sense of humor.

person1:wow he is so handsome
person2:i bet his name is K'von

K'von by K'von russell April 23, 2011

Bridgette von Hammeredmarked 

What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.

Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.

Bridgette von Hammeredmarked by Crazy Legs 1966 April 20, 2018

Rumpus Von Buttocks 

(n) The fleshy part of the human body that you sit on. Also known as "butt" "rear end," or simply "buttocks."

I've got to get off my Rumpus Von Buttocks and go mow the yard.

Rumpus Von Buttocks by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005