Wreck her vagina 

When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.

Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:

Wreck her vagina by RiddyTX June 6, 2015

flap jack vagina 

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

flap jack vagina by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) 

When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.

That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.

Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) by Balls Mcginty July 19, 2018

avocado cracker vagina 

the opposite of guacamole nigga penis

Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina

avocado cracker vagina by weenie suck February 22, 2019

The devils vagina 

commonly associated when a woman puts habanero peppers inside of her vagina before sex.

My wife pulled the devils vagina on me last night. We are getting into a divorce now.

The devils vagina by gobenslover January 20, 2022

Vaginese 

The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.

Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.

Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.

Vaginese by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011

Blood Belching Vagina 

1) A menstruating girl's vagina.
2) Synonym for a stupid person.

Bobby: Dani, why are you being such a bitch lately?
Dani: I can't help it, I have a blood belching vagina!

Blood Belching Vagina by Bobby Fresh, Yo. May 3, 2008