Love Umbrella

A gut so big that your SO can give you oral sex in the rain and still stay dry.

It was pouring outside when my woman gave me oral sex. She stayed dry because my love umbrella covered her.

by Jenkum DeCoux December 18, 2010

Apology Umbrella

A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.

She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.

by Macon Love April 26, 2011

Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014

beach umbrellas

Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them

Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"

by Hhahahahaha0101 June 16, 2015

chocolate umbrella

A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.

Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.

by TheJoePilato June 28, 2016

THE UMBRELLA

You put your penis inside the woman, while you are sloppy. Then you grow inside of her like a umbrella. If you are a pro, you can also get your penis sloppy again at any time

She really likes, when i do THE UMBRELLA in her

by Josva June 14, 2017

Arabic umbrella

Is an umberella that you use to cover yourself from a bomb blast.

''Man, I wish I had my arabic umbrella right now'' said Muhammed while a Russian bomberplane flew over his head.

by wellfuckmetwice October 9, 2017