Turf Surfer

some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!

Jxck Mxvrick is a Turf Surfer the way he hangs 10, meeting new surfers across the nation.

by Jxck M. July 30, 2020

titty turf

When a women or man has breasts covered in hair.

Tittyfucking tWhen titties would give some serious titty turf rugburn!

by Vani11aD1ngD0ng May 28, 2016

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

Durf and turf

When you are grinding (durfing) and you give her the meat stick (turf)

Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.

Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.

by Durf king November 12, 2020

Turf Grabbers

When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.

Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"

Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"

by Keppppp November 10, 2010

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012