some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!
by Jxck M. July 30, 2020
Get the Turf Surfermug. by Vani11aD1ngD0ng May 28, 2016
Get the titty turfmug. by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016
Get the Barnyard Surf n Turfmug. Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023
Get the Surf & Turfmug. Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.
Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.
Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.
by Durf king November 12, 2020
Get the Durf and turfmug. When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.
Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"
Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
by Keppppp November 10, 2010
Get the Turf Grabbersmug. 1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.
My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012
Get the Turf Derpmug.