turban assault vehicle

A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.

I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.

by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005

turban tastic

something so good that it makes you want to put on a turban

Fuck me! That goal was turban tastic *puts on a turban*

by Robin February 6, 2005

D-Turbo

The name given to a vehicle when it is capable of the following sound:

BWAMDIDDYBWAMBWAMBWAM BE-BWAM NEEEUNG-POW

Awh, sir! Have you seen my new D-Turbo, took 'er doon Seacon last night, pure BWAMDIDDYBWAMBWAMBWAM BE-BWAM NEEEUNG-POW down that hill!

by Ivan McBwam December 27, 2011

Turbo Virgin

Reddit

Man 1: who’s that fat guy over there calling me a “simp”?
Man 2: oh that’s just a turbo virgin

by Kronk December 27, 2020

Putting the turban on the Sheik

When a male is masturbating and he wraps a toliet paper around his penis to catch the semen.

Bob "I blew my load but luckly I had put the turban on the sheik."

by yin August 5, 2004

Turb Master

One who is exceedingly proficient in the Art of Masturbation; One who has achieved Master Status in the art of Masturbation; The Ubermesch of Masturbation

Even though he lost his sight, Peter achieved his dream of achieving Turb Masterdom.

by The Dutz December 17, 2008

turbanization

The growth of turbans in the U.S. a.k.a Muslims.

Wow this turbanization is a drag!!!

by Bhernandez93 July 22, 2016