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Turbo Virgins are people who do not like relationships and is disgusted at the thought of having sex with anyone. they are so hateful towards anything related to sex that they will literally die if they even nut
guy 1: bro look at that guy hissing at that female!
guy 2: oh yeah, that's just Dave. he is a total Turbo Virgin.
by Autismo 6607 July 20, 2019
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A turbovirgn (sometimes shortened to "turbo" or even "tv") is a guy who is not only a virgin but also has never had any intimate contact of any variety with somebody of the opposite gender. Typically this term is only used to describe those who have reached an age where this is abnormal. This concept is related to but not exactly the same as an "involuntary celibacy". Turbovirgins often are bitter about their experience and might manifest strange social quirks in addition to low-self esteem and depression.
Joe is such a turbovirgin, he's 27 years old and never even kissed a girl.
by LUEser40001 July 30, 2013
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Man 1: who’s that fat guy over there calling me a “simp”?
Man 2: oh that’s just a turbo virgin
by Kronk December 27, 2020
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This is a culmination of Virgin and years of prolonged inceldom. TurboVirgin's have nothing to do with cars, TurboVirgin's are virgins that can literally nut on command without effort. This sub group of virgins will constantly be horny from the amount of sexual frustration that pulses through their veins. You may spot on of the Uncommon TurboVirgins relaxing in groups of 3 at mcdonalds eating, or walking around the mall looking for some poor subject to "think" about with their frustrations. later in life these TurboVirgins usually become either deathly ill and die from a cold no nut november, or they are the stereotypical old guy who lives across the street and stares at everyone intensly.
The otherday Frank, and I were going to Walmart and we saw a TurboVirgin. He was eating a box of lucky charms while looking at every passerby hoping this cereal would make him lucky.
by Gingji February 27, 2019
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