Tuna Mornay

When a male and women have unclean genitalias, then proceed to have intercouse. Making the tuna mornay below.

Filthy Bob and Jane made tuna mornay last night when making love.

by Pussyslayer0135 November 22, 2022

Tuna Pouch

A slang term or euphemism for "vagina."

Girl 1: Wow, bestie. You really messed her up for saying that about your butt.
Girl 2: Yep. My butt is round, not fat... so I slapped her in the face and kicked her right in the tuna pouch.

Girl 1: That's my BFF! Your butt is perfect, by the way. Let's go get some fuzzy navels.

by BigDeff72 June 28, 2015

Tuna monster

Food that will smell bad as it rots (e. g. tuna fish) intentionally left hidden where it will bother and confuse someone.

“I threaten to nail my obnoxious neighbor with a tuna monster at least once a month.”

“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”

by s22901 May 4, 2018

tuna beans

The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.

"BRO, I pulled out my balls so fast, but it was too late. I got them tuna beans."

by eatpizza October 24, 2011

tuna whistle

A queef from an unpleasant smelling vagina.

'Who blew that tuna whistle!?'

'Did Tammy blow her tuna whistle again!?'

by Pussy Snatcher June 20, 2014

tuna bubble

An inflated lower abdomen of a middle aged woman usually between the belly button and vagina. The number one condition causing guys to go from noon to six when looking at a potential "cougar."

Dude, did you see her milfyness?

Yeah, but she's got a nasty tuna bubble.

by Buttmonkeyflex September 8, 2009

pet the tuna

another term for masturbation

"Hey jim what did you do last night?"

"I pet the tuna, Steve."

by asslickertastic5000 May 1, 2015