turd locker 

the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...

girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.

turd locker by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009

turd fisherman 

A man with a long penis. The unfortunate event of having a dick so long, that it goes for a swim when you're taking a crap

Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.

turd fisherman by Jamie321 October 2, 2007

turd rocket 

a flying piece of fecal matter shooting out of your ass, fast enough to splash water up into the air.

Yo Jerry can you grab me a towel because my ass is soaked from that huge turd rocket i just released.

turd rocket by killa Andrew and ugly Chris June 4, 2008

Turd Lunger 

Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.

Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.

Turd Lunger by Lucky Lunger February 24, 2009

turd supressor 

A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.

My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.

turd supressor by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

Turd Whale 

When some of your excrement is peeking out of the toilet.

Gus: Dude, i crapped a huge turd whale!!!
Zach: Did u hit it when you wiped?

Turd Whale by Stand Wiper December 10, 2010

Turd-Bling 

Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.

After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.

Turd-Bling by hippie2011 January 9, 2011