torp whore

A nickname for someone who overuses torpedos in a navy/battleship game (i.e. NavyField)

Holy crap, that torp whore just sent 20 torps toward us!

by nopyo November 12, 2007

torpedo

A long turd.

Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

topsider

One of the many ratings on an aircraft carrier other than that of a nuke. They usually complain about how nukes are spoiled overpaid bitches, even though the nukes are the ones that work far more hours, stand duty more often and are usually undermanned.

Nuke to Nuke:
We just stole a bunch of lightbulbs from a topside space.

Those dumb fuckin topsiders

Only topsiders get the day off today

by Hardworkinnuke October 27, 2008

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

shell tops

see shell toes
named for the normally different texture of the material that covers the toes.

example: On Converse Chuck Taylors that are black, the "shell" part is usually white or vice versa

by B-Kamby June 30, 2005

torpid

sluggish, lacking enthusiasm, lacking excitement.

The public's torpid response to John McCain's candidacy was electrified when he nominated Sarah Palin.

by Old-School-Con October 23, 2008

The Devil's Torpedo

The Devil's Torpedo is a sexual maneuver in which the normally dominant partner allows the submissive partner to penetrate their bunghole with an object coated with hot chili sauce.

Todd:Dude! Larry totally let his wife give him the devil's torpedo!
Norm: Wicked bro!

by SaintJames73 September 6, 2017