toolshed

When a male exudes attitude and arrogance from his carcass, but it is obviously much more of a facade than a reality after observing his appearance.

i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.

I cannot believe your friend Kim is enfatuated with Alan. That dude is the biggest damn toolshed I have ever seen in my life.

by TWON March 10, 2004

Toosh

A casual verson of the word "touche." Can be used in a variety of situations. Can also be used when you just feel like saying it. Often accompanied by wiggling of the fingers in direction of your toosh.

person1-Man this food sucks.
person2-No it doesn't.
person1-Try it.
person2-Ugh toosh.

by fornstar November 7, 2006

toolshed

A person so retarded that he is classified as much more than a tool.

Eric's not just a tool, he's a whole damn toolshed.

by BudLiteBrad January 4, 2003

Tootsie Roll

1) Another "hilarious" dance craze loved by backwards folks all over. Imagine your enjoyment...

2) A truely disgusting yet highly addictive American substance

1)One, two, three, four, let me see your tootsie roll...

2)Oh man, that Tootsie Roll was soooo gross! Got any more?

by PetesWayUK October 5, 2003

Toop

To text someone while pooping, informing them of the setting in which your B.M. is occuring; as to share the joy. Followed by the poop pile emoticon, if available.

Received via text:

"Arby's handicap stall toop!"

If the homeless texted:

"Public library toop!"

by BMaficionado May 2, 2012

tootsie-puss

(noun) -- a female whose history of anal sex caused a rectal fissure, ultimately resulting in vaginal defecation; a vagina that defecates due to a rectal fissure

That girl's twat was a total tootsie-puss.

His breath wreaked of tootsie-puss.

by SMuG1 April 17, 2011

Tootsie Fist

A punishment administered to the person who unjustly consumes someone else's candy stash. The tootsie fist is preformed by unwrapping three tootsie pops and inserting them in between your fingers while making a fist. You then proceeds to strike the perpetrator repeatedly with the "tootsie fist" until you feel their debt has been paid.

mark: "my brother ate all my halloween candy again this year!"

lisa: "wow, what did you do to get him back?"

marl: "i used a swift "tootsie fist" to teach him a lesson"

by thecarpathean January 12, 2012