Definitions by SMuG1

tootsie-puss 

(noun) -- a female whose history of anal sex caused a rectal fissure, ultimately resulting in vaginal defecation; a vagina that defecates due to a rectal fissure

That girl's twat was a total tootsie-puss.

His breath wreaked of tootsie-puss.

tootsie-puss by SMuG1 April 17, 2011

meef 

(noun) -- the anal release of air as the result of male anal penetration, a.k.a. a male-queef

(verb) -- the physical action of releasing a male-queef

Was that a fart or a meef?

Oops, I guess I meefed!

meef by SMuG1 April 17, 2011