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(noun) -- a female whose history of anal sex caused a rectal fissure, ultimately resulting in vaginal defecation; a vagina that defecates due to a rectal fissure
That girl's twat was a total tootsie-puss.

His breath wreaked of tootsie-puss.
by SMuG1 March 30, 2011
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