1. A suburb of Detroit
2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"
3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all
2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"
3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all
Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...
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Grant: I don't know Curtis
Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense
Grant: I don't know Curtis
Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense
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Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.
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