Ive Got Bigger Titties to Lick

When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.

Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!

Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...

by Range Master October 8, 2009

bagel titties

titties that are small and a little awkward.

what the fuck? thems is some bagel titties

by J-Spin February 4, 2007

Titties on glass.

Human female breasts pressed against glass in a visually appealing way.

Senator Mix-A-Lot has called for legislation to end the shortage of fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Tittiemonster

Female homosapian; the breast no matter what size lurk without; the monster lurks within.
Term comes from Alabamaian
tinmen (siding salesmen) who came north to Ohio for the winter in the late 70's.
Not to be confused with tittie enthusist definitely a different animal.

Tim is always going to know that the tittiemonster will rear it's ugly head; no matter how attractive a women she is.

by jEFF's 58008.717 flip #s - @(*!*)@ November 21, 2007

Crowd Titties!

In reference to Spartacus Blood and Sand. Every fight will always have some random chicks and their crowd titties.

Every time this happens yell Crowd Titties.

*Crowd cheering as Spartacus fights*
Look; crowd titties!

by PeaJam April 22, 2010

Solid Gold Titties

1. When something is so fucking awesome it can only be described in these words
2. a frame of mind, an attitude

collin: dude i just bought all the cd's for planet earth. im coming over
davey: solid gold titties!!!

by daveyfbaby October 17, 2011

big ole titties

Describing a women's huge (or big) titties

Damn, that woman has big ole titties

by Molestia-hime April 9, 2017