Thompson Tuxedo

A gray sweatshirt, coupled with a pair of gray sweatpants, worn in conjuntion with white tube socks, bunched up at the ankle, and some dirty tennis shoes. This gray sweatsuit is suitbable attire for any events, and is extremely comfortable. Great accessories for this "tux" include firy red hair and a standard issue Loras laptop case, stuffed to the brim with workout clothes and a hodge podge of papers.

"hey buddy, you rockin' the Thompson Tuxedo?"

"wait... what?"

"Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit"

" aw shit... yer right, ill go change"

by kjmc77 May 15, 2010

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

thompson family

The most boring family you will ever meet. Reads books for fun, even the dog sleeps all the time. Gets mad when you take a shower and eat all there crap. Also they are duds.

If you take a shower in the thompson family house u might not come out alive

by Niceman34566 May 6, 2017

thompson jr high

a junior high school in Bakerfield, CA where the dress code is always enforced because the principal acts like guys could get aroused when they see a girl's legs or shoulders, which causes a lack of individuality; the dances there are full of bad ass kids who like to run around like they ain't go no goddamn home training; everyday, there is a ratchet ass fight outside the school. The only thing that's good there is the food.....

there's a fight after school at Thompson jr high!!!

by EATMYASS101 July 8, 2017

Thompson's Arse

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.

"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"

by Ben Turpin February 3, 2018

Thomiuskusterus

One of the definitions vegetarian is based on, thomiuskusterus is based on the ancient greek words of thomius - which means "of the same sex", and kustarus - lover of, which is shared by philia. Sometimes used as slang for a lover of phallus

Mark declared himself a vegetarian, so Clara assumed he was suffering thomiuskusterus

by Woutertheman March 12, 2019

Thompson

A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;

Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.

Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.

Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson

by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019