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Amazonitis

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.
My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.
by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022
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Amazon slaves

Amazon slaves are the people who work for the Amazon delivery service and package, known for their slavery like work hours and the lack of labour rights, in fact they are more like slaves than workers.
Wow those Amazon slaves I felt pity of them
by Hippoliver August 10, 2022
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Amazon Bop

A woman who starts working at an Amazon warehouse and suddenly becomes a freaky whore. The effects of the "Amazon Bop" phenomenon can effect single women or ones currently in a relationship.
"You talk to Jamie lately? He was down bad in love with that Amazon Bop Kaelie last i heard"
"Bro, you said your girl started at AMAZON? Nah bro, its over. She's boutta turn into an Amazon bop."
by Samurijackfan283 February 9, 2025
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amazon

I Amazon.
Dude you live in your van, where do you piss? I Amazon. I piss in a drink container.
by Karma Lodro April 27, 2021
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AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION

When AMAZON WHOLE FOODS AND THE POLICE AGENCIES set up ROCK FEVER.
Now obviously STANFORD doesn't want you as they say in. BURLINGTON GAME as the convenience to WHOLE FOODS MARKET to TONGA , FIJI, MELANASIA just didn't PAN OUT as the ELDER ABUSE FRAME ANAL ALAN well this TONGA DUDE who made up a nonsense CHINESE WORD NAME LANG TU failed to not only extinguish the receipt to me but the ...ADULT CYAN IDE GA ME the card I picked "I AM A PIECE OF SHIT" KEVIN NISHITA " was SAN JOSE MEDIA MURDERED..plus the two bottles of PEDIALYTE as he kept them after I said there would be repercussions for ruining my TARGET MERCHANDISE AND SUITCASES Later YOGI from FIGI at the STANFORD HOTEL and the PENULTIMATE EVENT that all parties arrangement have him UNION CITY but due to this happening AMAZON has DECIDED TO STOP SELLING THAT GAME AT THEIR BOOKSTORES and ANDY JASSY has decided to send CHOP SHOP VILE CUMT plus has decides AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION is in order.
by DISTRAUGHT August 15, 2022
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Amazon hangover

When you wake up in the morning and have no idea what you bought last night in Amazon and regret half of it once you find out.
The Amazon hangover is real. I spent over $100 last night
by Robot0 October 11, 2023
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Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.
Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!
by Amazonsux October 15, 2023
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