Texas Toilet Paper

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.

The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.

by Myname July 31, 2004

Texas Chilibowl

No one's quite sure what it is, but it involves Tabasco Sauce, a Telephone, and the Anus.

Trett Boyette gave the Sixth Grader a Texas Chilibowl.

by Zorgoth The Relentless November 13, 2004

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 1, 2004

Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.

" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."

by fat freddie December 27, 2009

Greenville texas

Small town. Big dreams. No matter how far you go. Everyone comes back. A mix of Wannabe thugs, country folks, and happy hippies.

Greenville texas has a great community.

by Sweetspicychickens January 10, 2017

Texas Hill Country

1. The most visited region than any other in Texas. Most loved for its scenery, it includes the following cities: San Antonio, Austin, Fredericksburg, New Braunfels, San Marcos and Alamo Heights. It includes many attractions that the family, friends or anyone can enjoy. For example: Seaworld Texas, Lyndon Baynes Johnson Memorial, Natural Bridge Caverns, The Riverwalk, The Alamo, the Texas State Capitol, Aquarena Springs and other places of interest (which is why this place as a lot of visitors).

2. Edwards Plateau (geographical term).

3. Setting of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

4. Area in Texas where the road goes up-and-down repeatably.

5. Where The South meets Southwest.

Damn the Texas Hill Country has lots of things to do!!!!

by Loki353637 August 4, 2008

Texas Jr.

A state directly north of Texas whose inhabitants imitate the dress, speech, and culture of Texans, whose claim to fame is being adjacent to Texas. Also known as Oklahoma.

I wanted to take a road trip down to Texas but since my car broke down I only made it as far as Texas Jr.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. March 21, 2010