tent monster

A member of the world-wide "Occupy" movement who appears to be a tent on the ground and then stands up dressed in their tent when approached by police to be asked to move on. First seen in Melbourne, Australia.

The police officers approached the protesters' camp but were quickly surrounded by tent monsters.

by faber101 December 7, 2011

tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.

He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage

by apeman79 October 2, 2019

Share a tent

A way of saying two people (usually of the same sex) had sex but it has to be kept secret

Person 1: Julius Caesar and Vercingetorix share a tent
Person 2: yeah the one in their shorts

by Don’t use your real name 101 February 20, 2021

Dutch tenting

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.

Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.

by Gooselady January 16, 2016

trap tent

Is a tent that is set up to make money and sell dope out of.

I set up a trap tent to make money then go home at night.

by Trap tent April 29, 2020

booger tent

It's a nose, dammit.

My Jew friend has a large booger tent.

by Allthejunk987 January 5, 2017

Circus tent

Means a ruckus happened

There was a circus tent at the last sock party

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021