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temple grays

These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.
Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.

Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009
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Monkey temple

It is a place we’re humans forced to harvest bananas and it’s located outside of Obama city
Bro don’t go there I heard that’s the entrance to monkey temple
by The monkey expert February 16, 2022
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christian temple

hmmm girl NOBODY can shave a christian temple
by jasmine shelton March 24, 2005
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Temple

Hottest cutest guy in school very nice and will stand up for others

And can also pack a punch or take a hit
Look at temple
by MisterPeanut976 February 10, 2022
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Templed

To fuck over....
Temple University is really good at fucking their students over so this fits very well.
Person 1: Temple University Administration totally templed us by making us come back in person for one week and they closing again.
Person 2: I hate getting templed, I can’t believe they’re such arrogant assholes...
by lolsodone August 30, 2020
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Squirrely Temple

A vodka infused Shirley Temple sprinkled with lemon and greasy pubes.
Bro, I ordered a Squirrely Temple at the Cellar and I was flossing my teeth with Shooters taint hair for 2 hours!! Yum
by The turd abibes June 7, 2025
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