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Testicals

1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.
First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.

Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)
by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007
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emo-tastic

Merging "emo" with "fantastic"... Thus, becoming emo-ly fantastic... D'UH!
"CJ's hair is so emo-tastic!"
"The guy at the THRICE show with the Atreyu sweatshirt was so hottt and emo-tastic!"
by CJ of MEC April 25, 2004
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Ass-Tastic

An adjective that one exclaims when they see a sexy looking behind.
"Damn!", Rodriguez exclaimed, " That bitch's booty was Ass-tastic!!!"
by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007
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Tactically Stationary

Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.
The insurgents secured the enemy spawn point with their Tactically Stationary maneuver.
by MitiGator January 18, 2009
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testical soup

The act of cutting off a male testical and adding it to a batch of cream of onion soup. Served with bread and butter.
I eat "testical soup " every friday with my two sisters
by paintballkidd07 March 4, 2009
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testical message

when one takes a picture of their own testicals and send it in a text message to one of their friends.
"Nate is such a douchbag, he sent me a testical message and my girlfriends thinks im gay now."
by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009
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tactical sitting

similar to camping in a video game. only difference is that a tactical sitter will stay still for a short period in the match as comparable to a camper remaining in the same location the entire match.
"Stop camping, camper."
"I'm not camping. I'm tactical sitting. It's not my fault you ran into the same hall twice."
by Spaz Out January 8, 2010
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