twat

The past tense of the verb "to twitter"

"I twat my friend yesterday."

by jake5253 June 16, 2009

twat

pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot

my fish is a stupid twat!

by jackmears September 22, 2006

twatting

screwing,riding,

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"

by captain perrins May 20, 2003

twat

1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.

2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.

As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.

by Evan Flory January 27, 2007

Twat

Twat means a fat american that eats a lot of food and it also means a stupid ass bitch

Is that Aiden
Yea thats the twat

by Miko77 June 22, 2015

Twat

1) another definition for idiot
2)what Jesy Nelson calls Piers Morgan

Int: what do you think of Piers Moragn?
Jesy: oh! he's a twat!

by tellmeyoulovejerrie October 06, 2019

Twat

A person lacking intelligence, with no sense of morality or common sense

Nickname for Donald Trump

Our new president, Donald Trump is a fucking twat.

by Miss_Sox February 17, 2017