Twat

Also known as 'Twit', a term for a person addicted to Twitter, thus Twatter.

Tom: That guy is a twat!
Edd: Yeah, and a twit!
Mom: What did you say?
Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.

by Nooboob February 20, 2010

twat

An individual, usually female, who behaves in an offensive, inappropriate, and often immature manner.

Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.

Mallory still throws temper-tantrums like a two-year-old.

I know- she is such a "twat."

Agreed.

by lihop2u August 26, 2010

twat

Past tense of tweet. As in for twitter

I twat on twitter yesterday about the excellent steak dinner I had.

by jaystar403 July 25, 2011

twat

nonsensical babble posted as tweets on Twitter.

" Dude, that tweet was twat!

by waterdrop_java November 25, 2009

Twat

the act of flicking with your fingers

I twatted a crumb off the table.

by red head ranger July 7, 2010

Twat

A pregnant goldfish.

Nice twat you got there.

by ohnoes. :o August 15, 2008

twat

the "other" girls who dare to be in,around, or walking by the bar occupied by girlfriend(s) that you know. girls who are not involved in your friends group. the "other" girls may appear to be bar sluts, trashy, or just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

i love you like a twat loves cake

by maddoxmort November 26, 2007