TP

THINK POSITIVE

SHE D.A. FYA...TP

by Jaybandzz😭 January 23, 2020

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TP

Teachers pet.

Student: says the best part of his year was having such a good teacher to his teacher

Other student : TP

by Josh Richardson November 29, 2019

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TP

TP stands for too personal. Usually used when someone doesn’t want to answer a personal question.

1: yo do you have a crush on anyone?
2: TP
3: my bad bro

by you’ll get it eventually August 29, 2023

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tp

tp like talk private jus u and that other person

“nah nigga tp ight”

by yahyahw💫💫 July 28, 2019

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When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

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tp

Short for toilet paper, a cylinder like object made from paper for the sole use of cleaning the anal cavity after removing solid waste from the body. In a dumber version, the stuff you wipe your ass with when you shit so that you don’t have underwear that stinks.

Hey, any more tp left?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 5, 2021

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