tosser

(esp. Australia) Someone who can't hold his liquor.

That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.

by garadiavolo December 15, 2006

Tosseriffic

To be a tosser, but a very good tosser.

Drew is a tosser, and hes very good at it therefore he is tosseriffic.

by Moirae1234 October 12, 2008

tosserized

(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.

exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."

by Sgt. Scrivener September 6, 2006

tossed out

When a woman gets her ass and pussy eaten at the same time by at least 2 upstanding gentlemen (or ladies).

She was getting tossed out in the shower after having a devil's 3-way.

by OohRocco May 6, 2018

Tosser

knobhead

someone who thinks he knows everything but knows jack shit

by i am the 1 September 15, 2003

tosser

A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.

Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.

by Pedro Mackenzie April 4, 2009

TOSSER

Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.

Look at that tosser, with his moosed up hair and up turned collar

by choosebro September 17, 2005