toast the bagels

Coded language about killing Jews

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.

by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

Toast Tuesday

Toast Tuesday. A tradition where one is super nice and positive, specifically on tuesday’s.

Person 1: Wow _______, I love your hair.

Person 2: Thanks! Why are you being so nice today?

Person 1: Because it’s Toast Tuesday!

by Toast Tuesday Manager November 3, 2020

toast sweat

when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of condensation behind

Dude, don't leave your toast on the counter, I don't want to clean up the crumbs and toast sweat.

by Jake Stowell April 25, 2006

toast to the Queen

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.

4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.

by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006

toast the tuna

To create heat by friction on female genitals, most commonly accomplished by rubbing and adding pressure with the palm of your had quickly.

Sally loves when I toast the tuna
pleasure masterbate masturbate pussy tuna

by VonDub January 12, 2011

toast your buns

To have sex

I want to toast your buns later.

by Oates March 18, 2014

toast of the town syndrome

Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.

Those three hot drunk guys must have toast of the town syndrome.

by TC October 1, 2003