Tubage

Verb- the act have sexual intercourse with great intensity and vigor, from the male perspective.
Noun- above average size male genitalia, opposite of stoobage. See also stoobage

Verb- "I was out all night layin' down some crazy mad tubage."

Noun- "The sex was magical. He filled me up with his tubage."

by majorkong December 6, 2013

tuba-four

A contrabass-brass quartet dat serenades you and thus helps you feel less bored/fatigued while you're wheezingly putting up da light-duty framing-timbers for a new building.

DANG it all with this "tuba-four job" dat I naively volunteered for--- here I thought I was gonna get a live band to play smooth-jazz music for me while I installed da framework for dis here woodshed, but all I ended up with was a nice big pile of 8-foot economy-stud beams!!

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

Slippery tuba

Very wide vagina

Le'Gerald said 12 men could comfortably fit in Peanut's Slippery Tuba.

by SlipperyTuba April 8, 2016

purple tuba

Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.

Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.

by Jwkilo June 13, 2017

Tuba Hug

Its where someone in the band takes a mouth piece from a tuba and shoves it up your ass

I got tuba hugged at band camp.

by meatloafboy July 30, 2006

tumba

a fat chick... plain and simple . a fat female

eww did u see that nasty tumba check out my pizza.. get back bitch its mine!!!

by annmayela July 2, 2005

Tuba

A girl with a nice booty or ass. gotta have nice porportions

damn girl, let me see you work that tuba.

by Ethan Bloom May 1, 2005