Taleah

She is so kind, friendly, caring words can't explain. She's there so me no matter what, she guides me and motivates me. Whenever you meet a Taleah you should be very very grateful because you might not meet another one. She's a keeper and a loyal friend love her to the end<<33

Taleah is so beautiful

by dani<<33 February 16, 2022

tale spinnin

Spinning tales, telling lies, coming up with a fake story

Yo Tyler u mad tale spinnin rn

by TaleSpinnin February 21, 2022

Katrina Tale

A story told to be funny but really makes no sense.

Always a guess-you-had-to-be-there story.

-"Ha so this one time I was in class and my teacher just gave me this look and omg I couldn't stop laughing"
-"Wow that was one Katrina Tale"

by Tyrone97 June 2, 2009

Lie-Tale

A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.

Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales

by scottypeerol September 28, 2009

Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.

The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.

by theblackthunder September 12, 2014

Negative Talent

The opposite of having a talent. Instead of being better than an average person on an activity, you are worse than an average person.

Andrew has a Negative Talent in football. He just can't play.

by AquaZet April 24, 2020

Barfently Talented

Someone who manages to barf on other people while missing themselves

Wow Ravy T just barfed on my shoes but missed herself! She's so Barfently Talented

by Satiated Ice Pick May 10, 2022