shits me

aussie slang for annoyed, mad or being pissed off

cant remember the status comment i was gonna write, its shits me

kids just wont listen, they shit me

stop annoying me, yr giving me the shits

by shaggyist July 25, 2010

Coffee Shits

When you replace breakfast with two cups of coffee, and then have the shits an hour later.

Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.

You're so gonna get coffee shits later.

by HeavyKitty December 1, 2010

Nic shits

When you always fiend in the bathroom so when you want a hit you have the sudden urge to take a dump

“I gotta hit the bathroom”
“again?”
“yeah i’ve got the nic shits.”

by Ppnecker87 February 3, 2020

The shits

When you got diarrhea, or liquidy crap about to spew uncontrollably.

"I got a bad case of the shits!

by Bob October 10, 2004

Painful Shits

One of three things that we are all going to do.

Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008

shitshoveler

Interchangeable for bullshit artist.

We send her to all the staff meetings because she is our department’s star shitshoveler!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

Wasabi Shits

The rapid onset of abdominal cramping and diarrhea caused by eating Sushi. Effects usually manifest within a half hour after eating.

"Bob just had a Rainbow Roll, and then ran to the bathroom with a bout of the Wasabi Shits."

by Darth Coco the Junky Pimp May 18, 2010