utensil swearing

when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.

twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc

by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009

swear

Word that makes your sentence mean something, and actually prove a point.

Using a swear to impose damage on anothers ego.

"Your dumb" = Bad Comeback
"Fuck you cracka, you dont know shit" = Good Comeback

"Go away ugly" = Little Girl Comeback
"Piss off bitch, im tired of lookin at
yo ugly ass face" = Excellent Comeback

"Please leave, you bother me." = Worthless comeback
"Fuck off cunt sucker, you piss me off and you smell like a fuckin Fat Girls twat." = Smooth operator

by DuckMuncher June 12, 2006

Swear Word

The most stupid thing to exist, A word purely made to not be said it cant live it's purpose.

Anyone :BLOODY HELL
Anyone Else : Stop That! Its Rude, Its A Swear Word
Anyone : Do not fall into the trap it's only rude because society as tricked us into bullying words and not letting them live there purpose

by Silken Healer October 28, 2019

Sebring

least reliable vehicle for 2009, even compared to land rovers and Aston martins. The build quality is so bad that some models don't make it off the lot in one piece. just another reason to buy foreign...

"imagine being dragged naked across a 50-mile stretch of Tabasco soaked shards of glass. no, you're not even close to the misery of this hateful blizzard of dreadfulness" Clarkson testing the sebring on top gear.

by a smart cooper August 20, 2009

non-offensive swears

See Father Ted

"FECK! FECK! FECK! FECK OFF!" - Father Jack

by Mister Ignorant March 31, 2004

swear on your hair

To emphasise a meaning of something true.

"I was so blocked last nite mate"
"Swear on your hair"

by mattyni October 20, 2008

swear police

An individual, usually an adult, who scorns upon the youth who curse in public.

boy 1: "Fuck this shit, hoe!"
teacher: "Hey! Think you're cool and all using language like that?"
boy 2: "You have the swear police after you, nigga!"

by Brexle February 6, 2010