strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

Strategic Wank

The act of masturbating to avoid any sexual tension before seeing a person you really shouldn't have sex with.

I had a strategic wank thinking 'bout his mom, before I went to his family house. Certainly helped!

by vincent9119 April 2, 2013

StameGop

StameGop is the non-copyrighted version of GameStop first seen in The Time I Got Misgendered by Haminatioms on September 13, 2018, on YouTube.

"from StameGop"

-Hamintaions 2018

by ANDREW GAMING_YT September 20, 2020

sydney steamer

Feces excreted on the chest by an Australian. see also, Koala Yummie.

I went down under and all I got was a sydney steamer.

by Douglad August 6, 2007

mcnally steamer

Preferably for a good old spanking session on a sunday morning before work, get a bit of cabbage and stick it in your womans ass crack and eat it while your woman screams the japanese alphabet

Hey Katie, im just up im gona give you a mcnally steamer before i head out

by man of many words oh yeah July 19, 2009

Dutch Steamer

When a girl is giving a blowjob under the sheets and the male proceeds to create a dutch oven.

Coleman: She started blowing me last night and I gave her the burliest dutch steamer.
Andy: What'd she do?
Coleman: Took a deep sniff and kept going

by Cool People Are Cool November 19, 2014

The Polarity Strategy

Life is endless battle and conflict, and you cannot fight effectively unless you can identify your enemies. Learn to smoke out your enemies, to spot them by the signs and patterns that reveal hostility. Then, once you have them in your sights, inwardly declare war. Your enemies can fill you with purpose and direction.

Jenn had the mind for The Polarity Strategy.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019