A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.
If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.
by krueges7 July 6, 2008
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from finland./When someone has a crooked asshole and shit sprays the back of the john with chocolate chips.
now i'll have to wait til i go home to shat cause some toilet terrorist left steamy chocolate scoops!!!
by Eli Hall December 25, 2004
Get the steamy chocolate scoops mug.Swoops is a word to indicate the act of taking someone's seat, which can only be counter-acted by first saying, "No Swoops".
(Charlie gets up to get a beer) "Swoops, I got your chair biatch," says Eugene. "Damn, I forgot to call no swoops!" says Charlie.
by drakecake April 21, 2006
Get the swoops mug."He watches Jerry Springer every day. He's such a stoop."
"Your shirt's on inside out! You really stooped it up this time."
"Your shirt's on inside out! You really stooped it up this time."
by sonicliz September 25, 2005
Get the Stoop mug.to further elaborate on the "porch monkey" phenomenon, a "stoop nigga" is someone who's broke ass can't stay at they mama's house no more, so mama kicks him out..he can't take nothing with him because he ain't got shit..so he go for a walk but realizes before too long he ain't got no where to go and no where to stay and no car/bicycle/roller skates, etc, to get him there, so he go back to mama's house..but since he got "pride" (or something) he don't go back inside since he been kicked out..so he just sits on the stoop, hoping someone will let him back in.
"that nigga low. he a stoop nigga."
"goddamn that nigga 25 years old and he still sleepin all day at mama's house, eatin' reese's puffs cereal at 4pm when he wake up, stay up all night playin video games and shit. his mama need to throw him out, make that nigga a stoop nigga."
"goddamn that nigga 25 years old and he still sleepin all day at mama's house, eatin' reese's puffs cereal at 4pm when he wake up, stay up all night playin video games and shit. his mama need to throw him out, make that nigga a stoop nigga."
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