Spanging

To smack that troll-faced moron from The Ting Tings in the face with a spade.

"I was spanging her for a while until my arms got tired, and now they're both going under my new patio" - twentynine

by twentynine June 29, 2008

standing on her string

A woman being a bitch. Referred to a tampon string

mike " Ed, your old lady's a real bitch today" Ed "Yah, she's been standing on her string since yesterday. What a cunt."

by xlrtt May 22, 2010

Standing Blovation

A man receiving felatio from a woman who is short enough (generally a midget) to achieve the act while both are standing on the same surface. Taller men may be able to achieve this with non-midgets.

I went to see that midget stripper and she gave a Standing Blovation for an extra $50.

by Willy wonkdick July 15, 2015

Standing Ovation

verb. when a male or any person in possession of a dick and balls thrusts in a way that procures a soft clapping sound from the dick and ball region.

"HEY GUYS, STANDING OVATION" *proceeds to make their nuts clap*

by Stranded Fellow March 28, 2021

Standing On Orange

When someone is REDACTED

Bro was Standing On Orange last night, yo!

by coatlsAviator May 10, 2022

Stinging Roger

Its like the chocolate bit of the end of a coronado or the last hit of a joint that burns your fingers

Bro: Damn bro you got the stinging roger or you gon finish it?

Bro#2: yeah hopefully i dont burn my fucking hand this time

by BigfuckingLez July 9, 2023

Stanning

The act of standing at a beach or other sunny outdoor location in an attempt to get a tan. Most commonly done by Eastern Europeans.

At the beach in Varadero I noticed a large number of Russians stanning in the noon-day sun.

by ianvision February 27, 2011