safety docking

Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.

worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet

by boiler March 13, 2015

Safety boob

When you're spooning your girlfriend and you reach around and hold her boob for comfort

I was sad last night so I held onto my safety boob and felt better.

by Vikivalentine July 3, 2015

safeet

Some nonce that is always looking at girls butts. He watches porn hub all day and has the cock the size of a pea. He smokes weed for a living.

Wow your such a safeet.

by Jameson's February 22, 2017

Safety pinky

The pinky finger that supports your smartphone and generally prevents phone drops caused by the side hold used to tap icons at the top of the screen. It suffers from arthritis type systems due the lateral pressure put on the finger.

Always use the safety pinky when holding your phone.

by Hockules. November 3, 2018

Safety hazard

Fletcher Lang

Fletcher Lang is a safety hazard. Also smelly.

by Miles is not smelly May 8, 2019

Safetyman

Symbolises the importance of safety at construction sites and in everday life.
His superpowers include:
Ability to stop time in case of accident to save people
Knowledge of all safety measures

Hey look its Safetyman!

by bapak kau December 23, 2019

Safe Take

Similarly defined to a hot take, but it isn't anywhere near as daring or bold. This type of opinion is either already a popular one among the majority of people, or it makes the person expressing the opinion not wrong regardless of the outcome.

Safe Take: "I think Team A will win, but I wouldn't be surprised if Team B does."

Safe Take #2: "The Lakers are going to destroy the Timberwolves."

by TheCheddarMan July 28, 2020