spongebob squarepants

A naive little yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple, loves to work and whose best friend is a braincell-deprived starfish named Patrick.

Cartoons are my religion and Spongebob is my priest.

by KrabbyPatty June 14, 2005

Bradley square

A destroyed convoy of Western equipment from the 2023 Ukrainian Zaporizhia offensive, consisting of a Leopard 2A6 and multiple Bradley IFVs arranged in a little square. Infamous for being one of the first moments of large scale NATO equipment losses in Ukraine.

"Hey, did you see that video of Bradley square last night?"
"Yeah, it's wild how the khokhols drove and extra 4 bradleys into the pileup. lol"

by online_pseudonym June 13, 2023

Not Your Square

When someone is out of their usual style. Or when people attempt things that are not "them".

Zak: "Yo is that skinny jeans you got on?"
Ibby: "Yeah, they fit dumb good."
Zak: "Yo thats not your square."

by LilKetchup August 13, 2009

dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing

something you say when someone makes a stupid fucking joke

sophia- “I am gonna baptize my child in vape smoke”

everyone else- “dayum bro you got the whole squad laughing”

by z0d1st3d December 26, 2019

jack squat

Nothing, zero, zilch, nada, shit all. Possibly a short, fat man.

"I came out of that deal with jack squat."
"Here comes that prick, Jack Squat."

by chico del nacho September 19, 2003

Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

Squat riding

It involves riding dick but the female is squatting on both feet or one leg on the knee bouncing up and down in a pleasureable way it is one of Dominic’s favorite positions

I’m good on leg day Dominic had me squat riding all weekend

by Angry pirate hooker69 April 7, 2020