spoot

a descriptive term for the amount of ejaculate that is blown after previuosly having had a (generally male) orgasm.

i had a wank but wasn't satisfied. on round 2 i just went SPOOT!

by neologising punk July 15, 2009

Spoot

Spoot the little bit of poo that always comes out after anal sex. Onomatapoeiacly named by the sound it makes as yit “Spoots” out after you pull out.

Can also be used as an insult to describe people

Panting after hard anal sex-“aww balls,you just spooted”

Insult-“Youre some fucking spoot”
“That stuid fucker is just a spoot”

by IrishGooch June 8, 2018

Spoot

A toot that spits. A wet fart that leaves a residue on, but not limited to clothing.

Was that a spoot or just a toot?; Uh oh! I just spooted.; A mother complained to her child that he should wipe his ass after he took a shit. She was tired of cleaning the spoot from his underwear when she did his laundry.

by John E. Petersen December 3, 2007

spoofty

something thats all spoofy, spiffy and nifty all at once.

dude that game is fuckin spoofty!

by Korijo June 22, 2003

spoontoner

When one is spooning with someone and gets a boner.

"dude i was spooning with her last night and i got the biggest spoontoner".

by franca89 January 7, 2008

spoof flakes

encrusted, dehydrated semen

Who had spoof flakes for brekky today? What?! does spoof even flake?

by trussguy69 January 11, 2009

spoofed up

The act of loitering outside of a supermarket and shitting in a grocery cart.

"Dude, I spoofed up the supermarket yesterday!"

by meme injection June 6, 2016