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Spokejob

The act of getting your dick caught in a steering wheel, causing it to break; similar to jamming a stick into a spinning wheel.
"Damn, I was banging my steering wheel last night and accidentally gave myself a spokejob."
by Kenrog September 2, 2017
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spockumentary

A factual recounting of the life and times of a Star Trek character
Did you see the spockumentary last night? It was out of this world.
by 3episoeepisodesofLITB December 11, 2017
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Spoke him up

When you talk about a person you haven't seen in a while with another person and then all of sudden you run into/ get contacted by the person.
Bill I haven't seen Schuppie since Saturday.
(Schuppie sends me a message)
Wow I must've spoke him up.
by Daddy Dex December 17, 2018
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Solk

A very cool and fun person. With major featherstone vibes. A solk person is a friend for life and will not turn their back on you. A solk person is funny and kind they will be a great friend.
Wow she is so solk!
My bestie is so solk!
by Solkqueen101 July 21, 2021
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what's spoken when smokin'

This is a way to define that what is said while being baked is not serious, dumb, nonsense, and exaggerated. People should not be held to bragging and promises spoken when smokin'.
Oscar remembered that he promised Hector he would give him the extra ticket to the concert after they got high last night, but he knew he had to take Mary or she'd break up with him. Since he enjoyed having sex with her, he couldn't have that! He knew Hector would understand as this issue fell into the realm of "what's spoken when smokin'."
by von groovy September 17, 2017
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Help Me Spock

An international movement named after a line spoken in the "The Savage Curtain" episode of Star Trek in 1966 where Vulcan character Surak repeatedly cries out "Help me Spock" from behind a rock formation.

Although having its name based on the aforementioned Star Trek episode, the Help Me Spock movement is completely undefined and has been interpreted in many ways, including getting its own song by the band Warp 11 in 2008.

The vague nature of the Help Me Spock movement may very well be the reason for its appeal to millions of followers worldwide.
by geekmalone October 17, 2022
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Spock

The hottest vulcan on the planet. First mate on the U.S.S. Enterprise. The way his ears and eyebrows are pointed turn on many women. Also his hair cut and insane wit is very attractive to many women.
Spock is also Jewish.
"Omg! Spock!"
by LaxPlayingNinja May 24, 2009
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