Muffin Sniffer

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time masturbating and makes a point of telling people about it. Due to said person's verbosity, they are unable to attract the opposite sex, despite their best efforts.

Often associated with people who are known to have snuffed it.

Durham, stop being such a Muffin Sniffer! We're trying pick up some ladies!

by Acyed October 19, 2010

JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK!

A scottish made swear for a accident or a suprisied word or to alert of a sudden pain.

Billy - (walks into door) JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK!

by KARL thorne December 18, 2008

snuffed

v. To get the shit knocked outta you or someone else.

"Yo, that nigga was runnin his mouth and he snuffed"
"Yea they said that yo ass was next, so peace"

by C-Dub May 13, 2005

scuffers

An amusing victorian phrase for the
the police, the Old bill, the bizzies etc.

'quick bunny old chap let us abscond, the Scuffers will arrive forth-with'

by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003

bell sniffer

A person who bends down to sniff their bell end

John is such a bell sniffer!

by Jiblob October 30, 2005

ass sniffer

someone who sniffs ass and likes it

your mom is an ass sniffer

by keegan2580 December 15, 2008

Suffern

Town full of bagel stores and deli's. Quick to the thruway. These girls here never stop wearing tie dye!

"I'm in the mood for a bagel. " " Lets put on our tie dye shirts and drive around Suffern to pick which one."

by mountiegirl July 22, 2012