Frosty the Snoman

v. When a male with psoriasis is having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position and shakes his skin flakes off his body onto the female.

You should have heard Carter's girlfriend scream when he gave her a Frosty the Snoman last night; She looked like she walked through a blizzard.

by The Original Revolution May 17, 2011

Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006

Snore job

Snore job: The only way a married man can get a blow job from his wife, ie: The Honeymoon is over

1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"

by Buford December 23, 2005

snorange

a) When you fall asleep eating an orange. (b) When you fall asleep on an orange. (c) Ryhmes with orange.

My wife snoranged last night when she fell asleep on my orange.

by i am michelle woo December 12, 2008

Snoregasm

Similar to the "wet dream", or nocturnal emission, the "snoregasm" is a mid-nights occurrence that causes THE magnacarta of pleasurable feelings. *NOTE* she might be faking.

Mike: "I think Kathy might have faked it."
Ned: "What makes you think that?"
Mike: "She was asleep."
Ned: "So you think she had a snoregasm?"
Mike: "What?"

by GRATZD February 21, 2011

snoom

To be abnormally gay and sad at the same time.

Alex was snoom because his mom was killed while he was a homosexual.

by HO DR. PHIL February 11, 2009

Snore

A sexual kink involving complete or partial ingestion of someone else through your nose.

Etymology: 'snort' + 'vore' = "snore".

In one snore comic exemplifying Rule 34, Helga begs Arnold to continue to snort her legs into his nose.

Helga: "Oh, yes, Arnold, snort me! Snort me!!"

Arnold: *SNRXX!!!*

by snorpio August 13, 2018