"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
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A snail clinch is where you just got done having sex with your partner, and the female must clinch her vagina to keep the sperm from running out.
by Missladydeath April 27, 2019
Get the Snail Clinch mug.This is a call you type out when one of your friends is not in the group chat. You and everyone else in the group chat type SNAIL CALL or a variant of it in hopes that your friend will magically show up during the call. This almost always works and the friend that you wish to see or talk to will show up.
Person 1:no I haven’t texted her today
Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?
Person 3: heck yeah we should
Person 1,2 and 3:
SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL
Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?
Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?
Person 3: heck yeah we should
Person 1,2 and 3:
SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL
Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?
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Get the snail bob mug.The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating
by 4Chump March 20, 2021
Get the Snail Horny mug.A swaggy snail that was experimented on by A.J the mad scientist l, the snail is hey cause she's a swaggy snail. You can call your swaggy gay friends snailfred cause it is so very swaggy. Snailfreds are always swagger than their friends, for example Chrissynado
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