Slooking

The act of standing and looking at the same time. Usually done with your straitened hand held to your forehead to show that you are looking, similar action to that of a solute.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Peter Harvey on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Peter Harvey was standing and looking simultaneously with his hand held to his forehead on the tv show "60 minutes". Peter Harvey was slooking.

by Dann131 October 21, 2011

sloman

A unique way in which one can cause a balls up in any situation

You really slomaned that up!

by davedavedave October 8, 2013

shomkey

A shomkey is something that cannot be explained by a human being. Let alone an average mard ass.

We are one with the Shomkey

We are one with the Shomkey.

The Shomkey is one with us.

The Shomkey lives within us.

by Shomkey101 February 28, 2020

slomerey

Slomerey means something cool or dope. Pretty much it’s a positive slang word for stuff that’s rad.

Yo did you see that last episode of Treasure Hike? It was slomerey!

by Slomerey January 1, 2021

Slock

Surprising. Lack. Of. Common. Knowledge. When an adult is complete ignorant to information that is considered common knowledge by the vast majority of other adults.

45 year old Jennifer just had a slock where she never knew what the hazard light button in a car was for.

by Jaavis January 14, 2021

Swamp Slomps

A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.

That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS

by Joey Slomps April 21, 2011

Slompy

A gay.

He's so slompy. He's such a slomp. OMG did you see how that slomp handled that cock?

by slompador March 14, 2010