The Sittin' Bull

While laying on the ground: blowing smoke rings up your girls' pooter before she rubs her muffin button all over your gristled pork chops.

After dinner, Brenda and I torched one up and got down with the Sittin' Bull.

by RoyCoup December 9, 2012

Plant sitter

A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.

I guess she isn't going to the movies with us. She is such a plant sitter.

by Allie Burper August 10, 2017

Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019

Fuck-smitten

Doped up after grimace-inducing sex.

After they did the dirty deed, both were a bit fuck-smitten.

by Henryharlem October 21, 2020

donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate

Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.

by Danikinssss January 6, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021