signal squirt

The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.

I just got the signal squirt. Now I can wipe my ass!

by Linguist453 May 20, 2014

mixed signals

Refers to da random bu**s**t blinker-operations dat you brainlessly display to hapless fellow motorists after your having partaken of one or more "tall and strong" bartender-blended drinks in Margaritaville.

Sending mixed signals during turns or lane-changes may not actually indicate dat your car is low on blinker-fluid; instead, it may show dat YOU YOURSELF are "over-filled" with some OTHER type of "fluid! :P

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Signal iduna park

Borussia Dortmund's home ground with one of the best atmospheres you can find in Europe. Worth a visit by a neutral fan as they also play exciting games.

Did you go to the Signal Iduna Park yesterday?

Yeah Dortmund beat Augsburg 4-3 and we even saw 3 goals in 3 minutes

by Honest Liverpool fan January 25, 2023

raw signal

When you are trying to get the attention of a girl but she barely acknowledges you.

Joe: Hey April whats up?

April: Whatever.

Joe: Why do you always give me a raw signal?

by Breakfast Ninja November 8, 2009

Signal Frantic

It is when you somehow manage to turn off wireless capability while surfing the internet on a laptop. Then you go around frantically checking all wires to make sure they're connected. Hours later you realize, after searching that you had pressed the button that is placed so far on the keyboard you don't understand how it got pressed.

I was so scared that my internet was cut off that I trouble shooted for hours. Then I looked to see that wireless capability was turned off.
I was glad it was just a signal frantic.

by kookycarl October 18, 2012

Turn Signal

A set of lights on a vehicle that, when activated by the driver, flash in pairs in the direction of a turn.

Dumbass 1: is that where we're supposed to turn?"
Dumbass 2: "Yes! Put your turn signal on!"
Dumbass 1: "why would I ever do that???"
Dumbass 2: " so people behind us know that we're going to be making a turn!!!'

by Shantyisablackcat January 3, 2025

Signals From Mars

used in various fields, more predominantly in computer or electronics fields, to indicate inbound data that is being detected but the source of the data cannot be determined.

"hey billy, this thing has shat itself again, I think i am getting signals from Mars again..."
"reboot it".

by SquashedDuck December 4, 2007