cfm shoes

come fuck me shoes, also known as fuck me pumps

Lisa looked like she just came off the pole with her cfm shoes.

by snookilove January 17, 2010

Shoeshining

The act of dressing up like a clown and riding a unicycle without a seat attached(anal penetration) while making balloon penises.

Eric: "How did your kids b-day party go?"
Chris: "Horrible! I didn't do a reference check on the clown I hired and the minute I turned my back he was Shoeshining in front of the kids"
Eric: "It could've been worse."
Chris:"No, after the party my wife left me for him."

by Mr.Tapout August 27, 2010

Muffin Shoes

Puffy, giant hi top shoes from the 1980's such as McGregors or early Nike basketball shoes. The laces must come up the front to an impossible height, and the top forms almost a cup around the ankle. A velcro strap or three is sometimes found on the more advanced models. Another great example of a muffin shoe is the original Reebok Pump.

"Man, I found a great pair of Asics muffins at the dime store on saturday!"
"Good lordy will you look at the tongue on those muffin shoes! He could whistle Dixie with those things..."
"I got a new pair of shoes to wear for work, but i'm not sure i like them; they look a little muffin-ey"
"You going to the moon on those muffins?"
"Dude, forget school, let's hit the flea market and check out the muffin shoes."
"My dad needs a new look. He's been wearing the same pair of muffin shoes since 1986."

by Larry The Bus Driver October 28, 2006

rite aid shoes

their the cheap five dollar shoes that make your feet stink, not comfortable until you wear it until the inside of it turns black, and gives you bad tanlines. their the shit. it's the shoes that both scene kids can two step in, and bag ladies both afford.

comes in different designs and colors

foreign kid: "WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR SHOES?"
scenekid: "RITEAID BIZZNATCH"
foreign kid:"OOH DONT THEY SELL ICECREAM THERE?"
*scene kid stomps away in cheap five dollar shoes that's made out of paper on the bottom*.

kid one: "yeah rite aid shoes rool, they made mah feet stanky, and they have holez on them. lolzolz."
second kid: "ooh my grandma has those, and so does the bum down the street. TEEHEE"

by olivia aka retra February 16, 2006

shoesex

Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.

Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.

by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007

Tie Your Shoes

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.

Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.

by Elder Rabbit December 24, 2008

pair of shoes

Someone who is irrelevant or horrific at a certain game or activity

Doso: How is Rick in pool?
Jim: Man, he ain't nothing but a pair of shoes. Don't sweat it.

by kcardoso92 May 3, 2013