Sea-salt Shooter

(n.) - the male reproductive organ, better known as the cockasaurus rex, and occasionally referred to as the blue-veined junket pumper.

"so like I's sayin nigga, dat goofy ass hoe was tryna beat around da bush... so I whipped out my sea-salt shooter launched dat bitch a salty cannon ball right in da dome piece!"
"yea nigga show dat hoe who's boss"
"oh nigga I did!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Neopolitan Shooter

To perform a neopolitan shooter, one must prepare ahead of time by having your partner take a bunch of laxatives a few hours in advance. When she has to defecate (take a dump), then you are all set. Start by going balls deep in her ass, and rip her ass so hard that it bleeds. After shes bleeding, go off in her ass. The guy then removes his dick, and she shits the liquid shit, jizz, and blood into a shotglass. The two of you then split it and shoot it.

(The shit = brown, the jizz = white, and the red = blood, like the ice cream).

My woman and I wanted to spice up our relationship, so we decided to try some neopolitan shooters... Yum Yum!

by Master Dan December 24, 2008

Cooter Shooter

The pull-out cumshot. creampie

"She wasn't on the pill so I gave her the old cooter shooter"

"I pulled out my cooter shooter and was ready for action"

by Cptn December 9, 2008

shooters touch

When a basketball player hits a shot, with a hint if luckiness, because he's just that much of a boss

Demar Derozan with the shooters touch

by Callmekobe January 22, 2014

shoobert

Some one who is very small
and usually has blonde/purple hair and stretched ears

'whoooa did you see that girl shes such a shoobert'

by Kimberlee352 October 29, 2008

Poop Shooter

A person who tells lies in order to impress others.

Man, you are such a poop shooter! Who in their right mind would believe that!

by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

shooper

one who poops in the shower for positive reactions from those around them

Matt, brother of Andy and Robert, is the first shooper to hit the streets.

Today after Gym, Matt expressed his true shooper ways

by DAVEOHN August 18, 2006