Murdering Shoes

A pair of solid black shoes, worn only when approaching lonely women on unlit streets from behind. Sold at most department stores.

I see a young lady traveling towards Journey's End. Better put on my murdering shoes

by xDB-1x November 13, 2011

Shot shoe

Term to describe a complicated situation which seams to have no resolution

There were so many stupid people in the meeting we could make no reasonable decisions it was a complete shot shoe.

by Billy semen October 26, 2020

Adam’s shoes

A brand of velcro shoe that professional gamers wear.

Adam’s shoes are ugly as fuck.

Aw he got the Velcro’s.

by RustyRuss May 30, 2021

Clown Shoe

Used to define idiocy, or people who are just being a pain in the ass.

Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)

by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003

Funeral Shoes

Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.

A:Hey Eugene, where did you buy those funeral shoes?
B:I bought them at payless!

by The012 October 1, 2010

shoulder shoes

shoes meant to be kept on during the act of sex, mostly referring to the high heeled, sexy kind.

Wait until he sees me in my shoulder shoes.

by K311y June 22, 2008

Rape Shoes

The shoes you wear when you rape someone or something.

Wheres my rape shoes?

by poopytrim June 10, 2009