Shlumpt

Being excessively tired. Sometimes after doing drug's or drinking alcohol.

I just popped four percs and I feel so shlumpt bro , I can barely keep my eyes open.

by Fatherclout May 2, 2018

shlumkaboozle

A word I made up: many different uses:

n: (usually in an offensive manner)

v: sort of like quite wasting time, come on hurry up already...

adj: to describe someone, can be used as an alternative vulgar word

n: Man, Kyle that shlumkaboozle, walkin around like he owns this place

v: Quit shlumkaboozlein around and get your ass over here

adj: that shlumkaboozlein little fuck

by Ryan R. December 15, 2004

shlunk

giant pile of snow, dirt, cigarette butts, urine, salt, trash, dog poo, used condoms and other gutter detritus that refuses to melt. Can be cured to the hardness of concrete with a light rain. Typically found on sidewalks and blocking pathways, forcing pedestrians to risk life and limb by walking in the ding-dang street.

For the love of god, look at all this fucking shlunk on the sidewalk. Disgusting!

by boboze March 30, 2015

shlurple my purple

To suck something purple i.e. a penis

"shlurple my purple"

also "shlurple the purple"

by Tony Dodds November 28, 2007

shlut

a kind slut who is in it for money....its in it for the exercise....

Th shlut on the side of the road decided not to charge.

by Say & Day December 13, 2003

Shluff

A word created by the man, the myth, the legend; Coach Smith. It is a combination the words of shuffle and slide and is mostly used on the lacrosse field.

"GUYS, when the offense drives to the goal, the defense should always shluff over and help the other defender." - Coach Smith

by THE PM. March 1, 2010

shlurp

Much like shnuggle, reversed for couples who are very deeply in love to the point where they use cute, childlike variations of words. Generally a kiss where the female somehow uses her tongue, not completly different from frenching.

"Oh you look so adorable today..lemme shlurp you!!"

by Daniel McDade April 10, 2004