Shitzo

shit at fortnite

"Yo, that boy is so shitzo"

by Very Shitzo April 15, 2023

emma schlitz

The absolute most best girl any guy could ever dream of having. She is always there right by your side when you need her and she is always so supportive and loving. She is the most beautiful girl on Earth and if any guy has the chance to meet her or even better to date her needs to cherish every single second because this girl will win your heart over and you won't ever be able to get her out of your mind. She can make you happy even at the darkest of times just by talking to her, you want to pick her up and hold her every time you see her and you could kiss her all night long because she is just so beautiful and amazing.

I love Emma Schlitz .

by greenbay1 October 18, 2017

The Shitz

A condition where a dude is really fuckin pissed and really happy at the same time.

Derek: "Yo, Sarah's really moody lately. You know what's up with her?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's got the shitz."

by Senor_man September 8, 2019

off da shitz

When You Are On Excessive Amounts Of Drugs Such As But Not Limited To Xanax Promethazine Codeine Molly And Etc.

Yo Man Did You See Jerry Last Night

Yea Dude I Think He Was Off Da Shitz

Yeahh He Had 2 xanaxs And Like 3 Cups

Of Lean

by IDk October 23, 2013

Chichen Shitza

Uncontrolled bowel movements caused by sampling local food and drink in the Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico.

"Hey man, we gotta head back to the hotel. Those chicken tacos aren't doing me right. I need to take a massive Chichen Shitza."

by Rob Azarcon June 11, 2008

shlitty

An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.

A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.

A bad or mean thing to do.

After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!

12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.

Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!

by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

shitznitch

someone who is a shit head bitch, who treats her friends like crap to get a boy that only likes her for her ass, because everything else about her is unappealing!.....no one likes her after 5 years of knowing them and they are shit head, mofo, bitch

L: hey look at that shitznitch
M: oh my lord
boy: i like big butts and i cannot lie!

by ihatelife October 17, 2005