Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
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A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.
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yu geh de shinks yet boy?
person 1:pass dat ting fuh meh na
person 2:wah it is you really talkin bout boy?
person 1:de ting na......umm....wa yuh call it?.....de shinks dey na
yu geh de shinks yet boy?
person 1:pass dat ting fuh meh na
person 2:wah it is you really talkin bout boy?
person 1:de ting na......umm....wa yuh call it?.....de shinks dey na
by bahh April 25, 2007
Get the shinks mug.When a person performs an act of substantial awkwardness or does something entirely unreasonable. This term is usually applied to individuals who aren't normally considered awkward people.
When someone "shinks" while engaged with another person then they are said to have "shinked" on that person. In other words, to have shinked would be to have acted awkward to or around someone else.
When someone "shinks" while engaged with another person then they are said to have "shinked" on that person. In other words, to have shinked would be to have acted awkward to or around someone else.
"Kevin was hitting on some girl at that party last Thursday. He was doing good until he shinked all over her."
"I was walkin down the street when some guy just up and shinked on me. I was like "dude, wtf?" and was just like "oh, sorry man." some people, you know?"
"Look, if things start to get hairy just shink. They won't know what hit them."
"I was walkin down the street when some guy just up and shinked on me. I was like "dude, wtf?" and was just like "oh, sorry man." some people, you know?"
"Look, if things start to get hairy just shink. They won't know what hit them."
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