sexican

someone who is a mixed bewteen a mexican and salvadorian

aka they are hot as hell

i just banged a sexican

by nesly September 25, 2007

Sepiol

Another name for a combination of an alcoholic, druggie and sex addict.

Wow. That sepiol is so into drugs, drinking, and sex. She's going to die.

by Shae Lee May 30, 2009

Septic Fail

Worse than an epic fail.

Septic fail comes from a mix of Epic Fail and Septic Tank.

(a septic tank is used to store/dispose of human waste. in place of a sewer)

Septic Fail is to be used in extreme cases only.

terminology may vary,

(in fail order)

fail
epic fail
septic fail
super septic fail

nasty septic fail
super nasty septic fail
epic septic fail

and finally

super epic, mega septic stink-nasty fail

degrees of fail...
1.)(Score goal on own team)=fail

2.) (Trip on own foot, fall and fit face on floor)= epic fail

3.) (score goal on own team then trip on own foot and hit face on floor, stand up and knock your gym teacher unconscious)=Septic fail

3.) (Accidentally back truck off of a cliff, land truck on grandmother)=Septic Fail

2.) (When playing tic-tac-toe against oneself, lose)=Epic Fail

3.) (When parallel parking, hit the car in front of you and the car behind you several times....get out...your car explodes)=E P I C F A I L

3.) (Attempt suicide (DON'T DO IT), fail at suicide,be sentenced to death for attempted murder (to oneself), when in prison get shanked because you would not let the midget have his hat back, recover, for your last meal, die from food poisoning before getting the electric chair. (+1 if they still electrify you, +5 if they try to save you from dying of food poisoning) )=
THE MOST SEPTIC OF EPIC SEPTIC FAILURES....AKA...Epic Septic Fail

by schoolrunner May 17, 2009

Semicolonize

To insert a large number of semicolons into a relatively small amount of text

I hate reading his reports; he semicolonizes everything.

by Wildcat Bryan July 26, 2011

septic eye

butt hole. it draws the comparison that the butt hole resembles an the pupil and iris and voids the human body's septic.

I just ate so much taco bell. I am going to have a bad time emptying the septic eye later.

by Lou Pottingsworth III May 10, 2016

Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Sericia

Growth that in time turns into unexplainable blackened death.

The growth of the tree was short lived when sericia hit.

by Regina Palange December 17, 2011