my secret family

A 1995 novel on the topic of weight loss, cutting, and other disorders common with teens and young adults.
#mysecretfamily is a 'secret club' hashtag to infer alignment to a disorder or specified by any of the characters in the book: #Ana - Anorexia, #Mia- Bulimia, #Sue - Suicidal, #Sophie - Schizophrena, #Max - Anxiety, etc.

Feeling #sue today. Spoke to #mia after lunch. #my secret family

by RacheRache May 16, 2018

Secret Backhand

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

secret hand shake

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it

Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed

by Mike from school December 8, 2004

Secret Running

n. one who runs alone in conventional garb because its faster, when they think no one is looking.

1. "I go secret running often, but I don't really tell anyone about it", said Geoff. 2. Becky and Marge saw 14 secret runners in New York City that morning.

by Dr. Pizzabagel O'blader March 24, 2009

Secret Saturday

Not being able to participate in internet activities on Saturday's due to secret and private matters. The usual excuse/cover story being driving to friend who lives far away.

Although this may be a possibility....only god knows what happens during Secret Saturday's
Due to this mysterious dissappearance people have associated the "secret" context of the word to having anything to do with inuendo. People assume that being private about it means you are insecure of what happens and the general conclusion................ANYTHING LINKED WITH THE PHENOMINON WE CALL SEX

The meaning being relating phrases that can be interpreted in an inuendo manor to sex thus being called/known as Secret Saturday

"Raikonen bumped me from behind"-Secret Saturday

by PauseunPause August 19, 2013

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is a popular retail store where women can buy all types of sexy underwear, bras, and other kinds of lingerie. Often overpriced, Victoria's Secret products are of high quality. Victoria's Secret Pink, an offshoot of the main company, is known for its cute and comfy clothes and underwear. Apparently, Victoria's Secret was started by a man- hence, Victoria's *Secret*.

Heidi: Hey let's go to the mall! I have a lot of money and I need new lingerie that's really pretty!
Miranda: Let's go to Victoria's Secret! They have the best stuff ever!!

by MissCaliBrownie April 9, 2010

Secret Friend

A same or opposite-sex friend crush on someone you admire and want to befriend. This person possess qualities you look for in a friend. Although you've never officially met them, you consider them a future friend and will go to drastic measures to reach true friendship.

"Hey, Danielle. Where are you studying tonight?"

"Oh, hey Katie. I checked out facebook today, and my secret friend, James, works at Starbucks. I overheard him talking to a friend in lecture today saying he has to work tonight. I think I'm gonna hit up Starbucks later!"

"NIIIIICE. I can see your Secret Friendship really blossoming tonight. I'll go with you for moral support."

by Katie & Danielle & Jane May 8, 2008